Oh, humans. They’re such a difficult bunch, right? One day they’re creating amazing works of art and feats of science, and the next they’re blowing each other up. And if their actions aren’t on a large scale, well, don’t worry, the local news has a way of getting even the dumbest things to you.
Take a look at some of the stupidest things the news has covered. Some are so bad, it’s ridiculous that they even made it to the news. Reading about them might make you feel better about yourself or it might make you weep for humanity. Either way, it’s still entertaining.
1.) Jar Jar Binks’ Approval Rating More Than Twice That of Congress
2.) Huge Distance of Parking Lot Covered Thanks to Technology
3.) Most Americans Think Children Playing Should Be a Criminal Act
4.) Walmart Demands Charity for its Underpaid Employees…From You.
5.) Quick Thinking Response to Medical Emergency
6.) Expectant Father Learns Girlfriend Just Wanted to Eat for Six
7.) Interpreter Provides Translation for Those Who Speak Flail
8.) Sarah Palin Loves Christmas and So Can You for $19.59
9.) Kim Kardashian Wows the People with her Philanthropy
10.) Justin Beiber Pees in Mop Bucket. 10,000 Tween Girls Declare Undying Love
11.) Sexual Assault Prosecutor Accused of Sexual Assault at Sexual Assault Conference
12.) White Supremacist Learns About the Magic of Genetics
If you have one life goal, it should be to not end up in one of these roundups.
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